Jack <- Dancing with gorgeous brunette.
Jack <- Thinking, “man, she has an awesome tattoo as well!” – it was one of those Japanese paintings of boats floating on giant waves on her back.
Jack <- Says, “That is the coolest tattoo I have ever seen. I love Hiroshige.” Trying to sound smart.
Girl Whose Name Jack Never Found Out <- “It’s Hokusai. Nice try.” Look of annoyance.
Nothing says pompous idiot like the guy trying to be prove he is smart and failing…
Ah well, the night was a bit a better from there.